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- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kyan: She didn't even notice him. I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan: Oh my god, you're gay now; you're a homosexual.
Kyan: I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan: They're giving you box, they're giving you bootie... those are hot.
Kyan: (looking at John's feet) They are so white, they're translucent!
Kyan: John! We're gonna play Twister with your shower curtain!
Kyan: And you have strap marks. Do I have to remind you- basically it looks like you've been wearing a bikini.
Kyan: Hey, Jai, I found the culture. It's in the bottom of the toothbrush holder.
Kyan: Tell me, what's the inspiration... 'cause this doesn't just happen.
Kyan: Oh my goodness... what's that stain?
Kyan: That is a disposable razor. That is illegal as far as I'm concerned.
Kyan: It's aftershave, and I did not have anything to do with this. If it's in a plastic tube and it's blue, it probably doesn't need to go on your face.
Kyan: What a baby! You know what women go through? They get the chocha done, and it's a lot worse than this.
Kyan: Are you getting excited? His nipples are hard.
Kyan: Nice unibrow there, big guy.
Kyan: Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.
Kyan: "I know women want to be cuddled after sex, but I just wanna roll over and go to sleep. Is this a normal male response?" I think it's a very normal response.
Kyan: I won't make any jokes about you being your knees now, John.
Kyan: *on the phone* Hi! How are you honey? I'm one of the fab five. I'm the grooming guy...yeah! Now...where does he get his hair cut? Kyan: If you had like a wishlist..what would you like us to do with him? Don't touch his eyebrows? *mouthes to the camera* SORRY!
- Outside of Queer Eye
Kyan: I was talking to [my mother] and a guy comes up and touches my arm. I’m like, 'Hold on Mom.' He said, 'I just wanted to let you know, I love the show, got a great tip from you last week.'
Kyan: Our Quakers love us. We’re big with the Quakers. It’s all about cleanliness.
Kyan: The first time we watched an episode, I think all of us were like, "OK, I have to have my nose done."
Kyan: As far as the grooming goes, if I'm introducing someone to skin care, I really hope they'll take what I've given them and use that for a long time. And if somebody doesn't have a lot of money and isn’t going to go spend a lot of money on skin care, I would rather find a great product line that's maybe a little less expensive that they would actually go out and spend the money on rather than pulling a resource that’s great but super expensive just because it's there.
Kyan: Just to play devil’s advocate, even if we are embracing a stereotype that gay guys are effeminate or whatever, so what? A gay guy can be effeminate. It's OK. If somebody has a problem with it, they need to lighten up, and they need to open up their minds.
Kyan: I’m all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But if I'm going to stab my gay brother in the back who isn't butch and who maybe acts a little bit more effeminate, what good is that?
Kyan: I remember very distinctly this one particular day. I don't have very many memories of childhood, but this is one that stands out. Playing on the jungle gym and stuff, and I’d seen this guy walking towards me. He was probably like 19 or 18. He was an adult. But he was young and beautiful and he had this fly feathered hair and it was feathered, and I was just like - I don't know who that person was, it was just a random guy. But I remember making a conscious decision, I want to have my hair like that. My sister told me, "Well, you have to train your hair to do that." So that is when I started futzing with my hair.
Kyan: I actually carved the guy's name in the bottom of his tub with a knife. That was an all-time low for me.
Kyan: I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang out with straight guys and be accepted. So many of us, we were not accepted when we were younger by straight persons in high school.
Kyan: That’s why I'm very excited for Ellen [DeGeneres]. She’s got this talk show that’s coming out. It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
Kyan: No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?
Kyan: Everyone's hip to the fact that we all do things to accentuate our looks -- and it's much more accepted.
(from kylefan.com )
- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Kyan: She didn't even notice him. I like a woman with priorities.
Kyan: Oh my god, you're gay now; you're a homosexual.
Kyan: I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan: They're giving you box, they're giving you bootie... those are hot.
Kyan: (looking at John's feet) They are so white, they're translucent!
Kyan: John! We're gonna play Twister with your shower curtain!
Kyan: And you have strap marks. Do I have to remind you- basically it looks like you've been wearing a bikini.
Kyan: Hey, Jai, I found the culture. It's in the bottom of the toothbrush holder.
Kyan: Tell me, what's the inspiration... 'cause this doesn't just happen.
Kyan: Oh my goodness... what's that stain?
Kyan: That is a disposable razor. That is illegal as far as I'm concerned.
Kyan: It's aftershave, and I did not have anything to do with this. If it's in a plastic tube and it's blue, it probably doesn't need to go on your face.
Kyan: What a baby! You know what women go through? They get the chocha done, and it's a lot worse than this.
Kyan: Are you getting excited? His nipples are hard.
Kyan: Nice unibrow there, big guy.
Kyan: Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.
Kyan: "I know women want to be cuddled after sex, but I just wanna roll over and go to sleep. Is this a normal male response?" I think it's a very normal response.
Kyan: I won't make any jokes about you being your knees now, John.
Kyan: *on the phone* Hi! How are you honey? I'm one of the fab five. I'm the grooming guy...yeah! Now...where does he get his hair cut? Kyan: If you had like a wishlist..what would you like us to do with him? Don't touch his eyebrows? *mouthes to the camera* SORRY!
- Outside of Queer Eye
Kyan: I was talking to [my mother] and a guy comes up and touches my arm. I’m like, 'Hold on Mom.' He said, 'I just wanted to let you know, I love the show, got a great tip from you last week.'
Kyan: Our Quakers love us. We’re big with the Quakers. It’s all about cleanliness.
Kyan: The first time we watched an episode, I think all of us were like, "OK, I have to have my nose done."
Kyan: As far as the grooming goes, if I'm introducing someone to skin care, I really hope they'll take what I've given them and use that for a long time. And if somebody doesn't have a lot of money and isn’t going to go spend a lot of money on skin care, I would rather find a great product line that's maybe a little less expensive that they would actually go out and spend the money on rather than pulling a resource that’s great but super expensive just because it's there.
Kyan: Just to play devil’s advocate, even if we are embracing a stereotype that gay guys are effeminate or whatever, so what? A gay guy can be effeminate. It's OK. If somebody has a problem with it, they need to lighten up, and they need to open up their minds.
Kyan: I’m all for guys being butch and guys being men. I identify with that and appreciate that. But if I'm going to stab my gay brother in the back who isn't butch and who maybe acts a little bit more effeminate, what good is that?
Kyan: I remember very distinctly this one particular day. I don't have very many memories of childhood, but this is one that stands out. Playing on the jungle gym and stuff, and I’d seen this guy walking towards me. He was probably like 19 or 18. He was an adult. But he was young and beautiful and he had this fly feathered hair and it was feathered, and I was just like - I don't know who that person was, it was just a random guy. But I remember making a conscious decision, I want to have my hair like that. My sister told me, "Well, you have to train your hair to do that." So that is when I started futzing with my hair.
Kyan: I actually carved the guy's name in the bottom of his tub with a knife. That was an all-time low for me.
Kyan: I enjoy my relationship with straight men. It's very nurturing. It's very validating to hang out with straight guys and be accepted. So many of us, we were not accepted when we were younger by straight persons in high school.
Kyan: That’s why I'm very excited for Ellen [DeGeneres]. She’s got this talk show that’s coming out. It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
Kyan: No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?
Kyan: Everyone's hip to the fact that we all do things to accentuate our looks -- and it's much more accepted.
(from kylefan.com )
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